The Sky Was Falling But I Laughed My Head Off
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Dear Chicken Little,
A funny thing happened to me yesterday. I’m sure some version of this has happened to you too. It was a Chicken Little moment when everything was falling down.
I approached my front door with three bags of groceries, my shoulder purse, water bottle and house keys; my mail was tucked under my chin. I got the storm door open a slit with my only available finger then hooked my foot in and shouldered it wider while fumbling for the right key which I, of course, tried upside down.
My purse strap threatened to slip off so I hunched that shoulder up while pressing my purse between my elbow and hip just in case, causing me to lose hold of my water bottle; it started to fall. I tried to catch it against the door with a grocery bag; this knocked the water’s lid off. It soaked the grocery bag before clanging down the steps.
The now soggy-bottomed grocery sack gave way and I desperately flailed about trying to save the eggs, managing to smack them down instead, covering my shoes with eggy goo into which my keys fell. The other grocery bags, my mail and purse shortly followed. Stunned 😳 and dismayed, I stood back empty-handed and speechless for a shocked moment before busting out in gales of laughter.
Why hadn’t I just put an item or two down on the bench next to the door before opening it? That can’t be rationally explained can it? My mind fixated on not needing to set things down and I blindly went to improbably ridiculous lengths to accomplish that, with disastrous results. (more…)
I’m offering a new phone/zoom NorthStar session at a special price.
I’m offering a new phone/zoom NorthStar session at a special price.